We ship all domestic orders via UPS Ground in about 2 business days, though increased order volumes during certain times of the year, such as such as the major winter and spring holidays can back us up a day or two.

All domestic orders below $35 ship at a flat rate of $4.00. All domestic orders of $35 and over qualify for FREE SHIPPING (We're cool like that!)...

* Please note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.

** Please also note that our greeting cards ship from a different fulfillment facility than the rest of our products. So if you order a mix of greeting cards and other items, you will recieve your shipment in 2 separate boxes. They normally ship on the same day, so you'll receive them on the same day - or within a day of each other.



Q: What are your payment options?

A: We accept MasterCard, Visa, American Express and PayPal.


Q: Do you have a minimum order?

A: Nope. We're not tyrants!


Q: Do you ship internationally?

A: We CAN ship internationally, but depending upon the items you'd like to purchase, the shipping can be really expensive. It might be best for you to email us prior to placing your order and we can try to work with you to find the best/lowest cost.


Q: What if I order something that's out of stock?

A: Impossible. Impossible, I say! If we're out of stock or discontinue an item, it is immediately pulled from the site. In the unlikely event that there were an issue, we can either refund your money for that item of swap it out for something else.


Q: Have you never been mellow?

A: Honestly, we've never tried.